Homer Simpson
"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.”
Simpsons quotes by, Homer J Simpson.
“Hey...That's not the wallet inspector...”
Simpsons quotes by, Homer J Simpson.
"English, who needs that? I'm never going to England."
Simpsons quotes by, Homer J Simpson.
“You can't send me to prison! They pee in a cup and throw it on you! I saw it in a movie!”
Simpsons quotes by, Homer J Simpson.
“I take a whiskey drink! I take a chocolate drink! And when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink!!”
Simpsons quotes by, Homer J Simpson. (singing to the chumbawumba song)
"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
Simpsons quotes by, Homer J Simpson.
"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
Simpsons quotes by, Homer J Simpson.
"Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers."
Simpsons quotes by, Homer J Simpson.
"I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t."
Simpsons quotes by, Homer J Simpson.
"Ha ha! Look at this country! ? R U Gay!? Ha ha!"
Simpsons quotes by, Homer J Simpson. (While looking at Uruguay on the globe)
"It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone."
Simpsons quotes by, Homer J Simpson.
"OH!!! THEY HAVE THE INTERNET ON COMPUTERS NOW!!?
Simpsons quotes by, Homer J Simpson.
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