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"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans"
Short and funny quote by, John Lennon.
"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
Short and funny quote by, Jeff Foxworthy.
"Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.
"A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.
"Zippers are more popular in automated offices than elsewhere -- if you wear a button, someone's liable to push it."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.
"A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused."
Short and funny quote by, Shirley Maclaine.
"Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.
"Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
Short and funny quote by, Robert Orben.
"Despite what the cartoonists make him look like, Uncle Sam is a gentleman with a very large "waste."
short and funny quote by, Ananymous.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without it."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.
"He's got a photographic mind. Too bad it never developed."
Short and funny quote by, Leopold Fechtner.
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