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"A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice."
Short funny quotes by, Bill Cosby
"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
Short funny quotes by, Dennis Wholey
"Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own."
Short funny quotes by, Unknown
"In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
Short and funny quotes, Dereke Bruce
"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it."
Short and funny quotes, Jack Handey.
"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent."
Short and funny quotes, Unknown.
"It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes."
Short funny quotes, Unknown.
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
Short funny quotes, Bob Hope.
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
Short funny quotes, Rich Cook.
"Ham and eggs - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig."
Short Funny Quote by, Unknown.
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