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Inspirational Quotes


"Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!"
Short and funny quote by, Eric Cartman.


"An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be"
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.


"Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality."
Short and funny quote by, Clifton Fadiman.


"Everybody is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.


"I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?"
Short and funny quote by, Zsa Zsa Gabor.


"Free advice is the kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.


"The most dangerous position in which to sleep is with your feet on your office desk."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.


"One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.


"Only a fool argues with a skunk, a mule or the cook."
Short and funny quote by, Harry Oliver.


"Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos."
Short and funny quote by, Homer J Simpson.


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