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"He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants."
Short and funny quote by, Chuck Tanner.


"Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.


"In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.


"We have found that it's much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.


"A gas station is a place where you sometimes fill the car, but more often drain the kids."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.


"The only thing stronger than a mother's love is a garlic breath".
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.


"He's nice to people 'n animals... but you oughta hear him talkin' to a golf ball!"
Short and funny quote by,Dennis The Menace.


"Procrastination gives you something to look forward to."
Short and funny quote by, Joan Konner.


"The downhill path is easy, but there's no turning back."
Short and funny quote by, Christina Rossetti.


"By the time we're ready to admit we've reached middle age, we're beyond it."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.


"An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.


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