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"Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants."
Short and funny quote by, Walter Winchell.
"We have found that it's much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.
"When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
Short and funny quote by, Rita Rudner.
"Man was given a sense of humor to compensate for nature's law of gravity."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.
"The latest new dance craze is called, "The Politician." It's two steps forward, one step backward, and then a sidestep."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.
"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
Short and funny quote by, Harry S. Truman.
"He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants."
Short and funny quote by, Chuck Tanner.
"Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.
"In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.
"We have found that it's much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.
"A gas station is a place where you sometimes fill the car, but more often drain the kids."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.
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