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"I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."
Short and funny quote by, Johathan Raban.


"A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.


"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
Short and funny quote by, Issac Asimov.


"Trouble defies the law of gravity. It's easier to pick up than to drop."
Short and funny quote by, Johathan Raban.


"Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."
Short and funny quote by, Yogi Berra.


"Why don't you learn from my mistakes? It takes half your life to learn from your own."
Short and funny quote by, Shelagh Delaney.


"Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools."
Short and funny quote by, Gene Brown.


"Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.


"Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf."
Short and funny quote by, Will Rogers.


"Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?"
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.


"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."
Short and funny quote by, Issac Asimov.


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