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"He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone."
Short funny quote by, Anonymous.
"Of all the things that tax a man's patience, there's nothing to compare with a stuck zipper."
Short funny quote by, Anonymous.
"If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error."
Short funny quote by, John Kenneth Galbraith.
"Income-tax forms should be more realistic by allowing the taxpayer to list Uncle Sam as a dependent."
Short funny quote by, Anonymous.
"Summer is the season when the air pollution is much warmer."
Short funny quote by, Anonymous.
"The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love."
Short funny quote by, Joe E. Lewis.
"If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation."
Short funny quote by, Rush Limbaugh.
"Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove."
Short funny quote by, Anonymous.
"Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting."
Short funny quote by, Finley Peter Dunne.
"A great many people have a soldier's stomach - everything they eat goes to the front."
Short funny quote by, Anonymous.
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